Cap Czar
“I am the ruler of the bottle cap capper men. What I say goes. If you don’t like the way I fasten the caps on the bottles, you can go to hell. If you are too weak or too stupid to figure out how to open the bottle, you don’t deserve to drink the contents. Those who are too stupid can go thirsty. I don’t give a damn what you do.
I am the king of the bottle cap thing,
the man, the bomb, the ring thing king,
Mighty man of the upward mightiest,
the one who decides from the upward highest
who shall drink and who shalt not drinkest.
After all, I am the cap czar of the capper men.”
I wish they put caps on the bottles that we can open easily.
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