Bouncing, rolling, crashing on the run,
Lamborghini cars bouncing off cliffs for fun,
sports superstars throwing, blowing, flowing,
looking at the fires at the bottom glowing,
with money to burn and things to do
they watch’em bounce and shout “Yahoo!”
One after the other they go down the cliff
until the bouncing is over or cast adrift,
sometimes bouncing out of sight and range;
they’re getting rusty from such a bad aim.
What else is there for superstars to do
with all that money to look so cool?
To buy Lamborghinis, one after the other
a new game to play for adrenaline lovers,
and throw them down and count the bounces
‘til they smash and burn at the very bottom.
Those poor rich sports superstar boys
playing with their super-duper lots’a fun toys.