#Americans #Suicide
At 1:30 in the morning a fart smells like a marriage between an avocado and a fish head. I have to get out of bed to write this down without
Everybody wants to go to bed with everybody else, they’re lined up for blocks, so I’ll go to bed with you. They won’t miss us.
A girl in a green mini– skirt, not very pretty, walks down the street.
I don’t know what it is, but I distrust myself when I start to like a girl a lot.
Oh, Marcia, I want your long blonde beauty to be taught in high school, so kids will learn that God lives like music in the skin
Just because people love your mind, doesn’t mean they have to have your body,
Ah, you’re just a copy of all the candy bars I’ve ever eaten.
I am standing in the cemetery at… What did Judy say? ‘God-forsaken… A very old man who has cancer on h… care of the cemetery, is raking a… manner as to almost (polish it lik…
THE HUNCHBACK TROUT The creek was made narrow by littl… too close together. The creek was… booths in a row with high Victoria… taken off and all the backs of the…
With his hat on he’s about five inches taller than a taxicab.
Sometimes life is merely a matter… affords. I once read something abo… it stimulates all the organs. I thought at first this was a stra… as time goes by I have found out t…
A RETURN TO THE COVER OF THIS BOOK Dear Trout Fishing in America: I met your friend Fritz in Washin… to tell you that his case went to…
If you will die for me, I will die for you and our graves will be like two lo… their clothes together in a laundromat
Thinking hard about you I got on the bus and paid 30 cents car fare and asked the driver for two trans… before discovering
With the rain falling surgically against the roof, I ate a dish of ice cream that looked like Kafka’s hat.
