A girl in a green mini– skirt, not very pretty, walks down the street.

At 1:30 in the morning a fart smells like a marriage between an avocado and a fish head. I have to get out of bed to write this down without

I feel horrible. She doesn’t love me and I wander around like a sewing machine that’s just finished sewing a turd to a garbage can lid.

WORSEWICK Worsewick Hot Springs was nothing… boards across the creek. That was… The boards dammed up the creek eno… bathtub there, and the creek flowe…

Thinking hard about you I got on the bus and paid 30 cents car fare and asked the driver for two trans… before discovering

There are doors that want to be free from their hinges to fly with perfect clouds. There are windows

It’s night

If I were to live my life in catfish forms in scaffolds of skin and whiskers at the bottom of a pond and you were to come by

THE COVER FOR TROUT FISHING IN AMERICA The cover for Trout Fishing in A… late in the afternoon, a photograp… statue in San Francisco’s Washing…

Driving through hot brushy country the late autumn, I saw a hawk crucified on a

I sit here, an arch-villain of rom… thinking about you. Gee, I’m sorr… I made you unhappy, but there was… I could do about it because I hav… Perhaps everything would have been…

With his hat on he’s about five inches taller than a taxicab.

Everybody wants to go to bed with everybody else, they’re lined up for blocks, so I’ll go to bed with you. They won’t miss us.

A piece of green pepper fell off the wooden salad bowl: so what?