There’s a certain point Where I put down my joint And fucking end you

Puppy gets pizza On his pretty plate Puppy gets pizza In his cutie face Puppy gets pizza

Never gonna be The cover of Glamour That sure doesn’t mean I’m not still enamored With your energy

Once there was this girl named Je… Tall and blonde and oh so dreamy Milky skin with essence steamy Just one look would make you cream… Told me that we’d be a team-y

I need to get him out So he feels the treat Of an empty bladder Grass beneath his feet

I’m like a pretzel Simple ingredients And a bit twisted

Each moment at hand Is open invitation To the promised land

I crave the things I like And not the ones I don’t If that makes me an addict, then Apologize I won’t

I write You read I talk You listen I huff

Your thought forms beauty and beas… Your word produces joy and despair… Your movement brings life and deat… Your power creates your present.

Lord and Jesus Christ Don’t forget the lice Spiders, ticks, and skeeters All the heeby-jeebers They’ve got their own place

You’re the bestest bud Anyone could love And your soul shines through All the doom and gloom Fortunate to have

To see the best of me Play a symphony That moves my feet

I thought that she Could be the one I thought that we Were having fun And then I spoke

The worst thing we could think abo… Is that our tooth and nail don’t c… That we could bite and scratch and… And not make difference at all I hate to say, that will happen