On their 50th anniversary Sammy gave Dolly a necklace and told his darling wife that if they lived long enough one of them would wake
I saw Al once a month for 30 years, maybe more, doing business together. He retired to hunt bear in Alaska, hook Tarpon
She was old already when you had her in 8th grade and she said you should sit in the first seat third row right in front of her for
Bill hates to go to parties but he loves to go to wakes. One of the advantages of being old, he says, is that there are fewer parties to go to but a lot more wakes. At parties he finds ...
I lived in the attic back then, and late those evenings I had to s… and couldn’t afford to go drinking I’d run down to the deli and buy bagels and smoked lox.
Bill’s a conservative upset that Meals on Wheels and Medicaid face possible cuts in America’s budget. He yells to colleagues
Jim met an old friend from college days long after both retired. They were classmates on the beautiful campus,
A refugee from another country tel… people thrive on proving their bel… more than understanding one anothe… They will let a stereotype fall on… like a cheap dress as long as it f…
Hearts are stopping faster than usual among people I know and people I don’t married to other people
Technology is wonderful, especially in medicine, Elmo told Opal, the day their son Brett called to tell them the good news. The doctor had told Brett and Debbie their first child would ...
There’s nothing wrong with you. We both know this is true but there’s something wrong with m… and you know what that is. It’s the elephant in the room
Harley turned 70 the other day and died riding his motorcycle through a pink dawn,
Alvin didn’t want to be anybody else. He didn’t want to be himself either. Money wasn’t a problem.
Handsome is as handsome does, Jeanie always said, when Donald was away on business.
The uncommon is common in America today. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, Seinfeld