Sheep are by a goat while cattle are like swine, prodded, ye… cattle go by hammer while swine are by the hind leg hung then swung about to spigot.

It was the first time that senators had been asked to go home and address parent-teacher meetings at all the middle schools in their states. Each had been given a sheet of talking point...

Gramps knows a minister who collects classic Corvettes. He rents another garage whenever he buys another Corvette. He says his estate will sell the c…

It’s almost time for the Academy… Theaters are showing their best mo… and someone I know wants to go. I used to pay 15 cents to see Roy… in black and white cowboy up on Tr…

She speaks the truth as she always has in 40 years of marriage especially when she’s lost in making dinner

If they irritate you and so many do you don’t seek them out until you need them and when you’re through

There are pockets of them everywhere, quiet and discreet. Usually they meet once a week

A good reason to get married, Tim told me before he died, is you need a driver to take you home from a colonoscopy. When cancer runs in the family

I lived in the attic back then, and late those evenings I had to s… and couldn’t afford to go drinking I’d run down to the deli and buy bagels and smoked lox.

Dubville used to be a quiet town, not that much was going on. The young would move to the city after high school… The elderly would stay because

I look in the mirror and I’m not… Where did I go? I don’t know so I look around and see my wife with the dogs and kids. Not one of them sees me.

The poor are hungry in America. Their numbers would fill stadiums throughout this prosperous land. And feral cats are running wild, eating songbirds in our yards,

A row of lilacs covered with a summer snow. Ten white butterflies.\ Donal Mahoney

Praise for Him coming from us is like the bark of a terrier at the foot of his master