You have to have regulations in any industry, the hog farmer told the slaughter house CEO visiting his farm that day. Otherwise raising hogs

It’s time to leave the man alone. He’s getting old, his wife says. He’s really slowing down. He’s always been a man occupied with one thing

I have a new email address. Old one may work for awhile but like life, it can stop at any time… One problem so far. This new address sends emails

The call comes in to the police station. It’s a small town and the voice at the library says “He’s at it again.”

Blooming for one day a lily welcomes the sun. Bumblebees drop in. Donal Mahoney

I’ll have to ask some preacher what if he comes when it’s inconvenient when I’m bowling or lifting a stein of lager

You thought you knew her. She thought she knew you. Neither was true but this happens at times at Happy Hour on Fridays

The uncommon is common in America today. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, Seinfeld

The day Paul got married, his old girlfriend called his hous… just before he and his bride Anne caught the plane for their honeymo… Paul was outside packing the car

It was her birthday. She was only five the dawn we went out to look at roses in Grandma’s garden

I learned a murmuration is a flock of starlings whirling and turning in the sky, changing directions in a second, flying back again, blackening

Father the chameleon was lime gree… the first day I saw him peering in… my crib smiling and he remained lime green until kindergarten when a nun called the house and sa…

When ancient Elmer was young and dashing and on the prowl, he would wait for a phone call about love or anger from someone important to him at the time. Over the years more than a few w...

It was stupid of Walt not to show it to Joan before they got married but he was too shy. He had no idea

After the poetry reading the lights go on and a lady under a big hat rises behind dark sunglasses and asks the poet why