This just in. In metro St. Louis last night a woman gave birth to a boy in the bathroom of her second-floor apartment.
Almost toothless now, old Romeo puts his Bible down, relaxes in his rocker, pours brandy in his snifter and scribbles in his ledger
Millie calls the hotel at midnight to tell Willie he didn’t do anythi… It’s the way he didn’t do anything… that’s the problem because a man d… send a girl yellow roses on Valent…
I met a proper woman in a proper p… on a Monday in Peoria. I was take… she looked like Jackie after Dall… but without the pillbox hat. She was from New York and I was…
Elmo has spent 40 years cutting hair in a little shop in a country town along the Mississippi. Vegetables and meat
In 1962 my father toiled in Quinc… two weeks, no more, and saw no blacks except for two young ladies who moved like swans
Were she here with me now, by the waist I would raise her, a chalice of wonder. I’d bellow hosannas and whirl her around,
I can’t speak for other men but as I grow older I have found listening to my wife makes life easier. So when she said we should move to a retirement community while we’re still in reaso...
Seeing is believing smart people often tell me but no one ever told me believing is seeing
You see things at the rest home you don’t expect to see. New veteran in his Korea cap is whipping everyone else in pool. He never has to bend over
Unlike his peers his office holds no photo of a wife no indication that he has fathered five
When a young woman like that sails into the conference room, all masts billowing, there’s nothing the men around the table can do
At a school reunion festive and grand a young teacher makes a point with a retired teacher
Herb’s wife says the grass needs cutting and Herb agrees. She says the neighbors are upset he hasn’t cut it for the last five weeks.
Carnage rolls across the sand amid the silence of imams Women raped,