Six months ago an old black couple moved into an old brick house on a block of old white people. A dither erupted over the fences

The other day I was talking to a neighbor who said he has found a way to help the poor and improve our environment simultaneously. It’s no secret, he said, that we have a dire food shor...

Sagebrush on Broadway a Big Mac wrapper tumbles softly down the street Donal Mahoney

I started reading the paper early in grammar school to find the sports scores. It was fun for a child hoping to play

Covey of nuns without benefit of wimple graciously attired sport coat, turtleneck, skirt scurry through the airport

Maury’s wife frets about growing old withering up and sagging so it’s up to Maury

Departures from the norm we are. Not just you and me but

First, we place the neck on the bl… and put the basket underneath the head and then make sure the bl… is sharp enough before we ask the… one more time just to be polite:

Wonder Woman they call Sylvia, who excels at raising money to put child abusers in prison. The money she raises allows attorneys to prosecute

Other than death there’s no way to escape them unless you’re a hummingbird

Tommy is the only man for miles around who can knot a ti… Old farmers come to town on Satur… and wave from pickups with respect when they see Tommy on the street

Sheep are by a goat while cattle are like swine, prodded, ye… cattle go by hammer while swine are by the hind leg hung then swung about to spigot.

A good reason to get married, Tim told me before he died, is you need a driver to take you home from a colonoscopy. When cancer runs in the family

Willie in his 80s now hadn’t made sense in years. His wife understood his grunts from the recliner where she propped him up

The day Paul got married, his old girlfriend called his hous… just before he and his bride Anne caught the plane for their honeymo… Paul was outside packing the car