You have the back rent and come home from work and find everything in a mountain out on the lawn with the kids sitting on the curb crying

This just in. In metro St. Louis last night a woman gave birth to a boy in the bathroom of her second-floor apartment.

What will she do with him? That is, if she’s elected. She’ll have to take him with her to the White House after keeping him in the doghouse.

They never held hands when they were a couple young and newly married as much in love as they were planning a wonderful life.

The old man crossing the street has a bad limp we try to ignore. No one wants to look

We have a drop-off problem in Ame… We must decide which restroom one can use when nature beckons. So far, tumult reigns among the pe… If we declare both genders equal

Black flag on the lawn falls in pieces from the sky. Starlings in command. Donal Mahoney

How are things, Adolph? This is Brian, from NBC. Thanks for the interview. It will air in September if the network brings me back.

Thirty years later, Dad came back and we met for Ham and Yams at To… Pouring his tea, he told me he had to restore power once at a newspaper warehouse

When my neighbor told me over the fence a month ago the doctor said she had two years to live,

Dylann Roof defended himself in the sentencing phase of his tri… after he was convicted of killing nine people during a Bible study, the nine people who welcomed him

Evil without we worry about but not so much evil within, parent to evil without. Evil within, once called sin,

Tea in the afternoon with his wife of many years is usually peaceful, Hubert thinks before he makes his announcement. Then he says it. “I’m going upstairs,” Hubert tells Ruth as he hois...

Deep into a warm winter the Japanese red maple keeps her crown of brilliant leaves as if to prove to the evergreens especially that big blue spruce

It’s Rocky’s Diner but it’s Brenda’s counter, been that way for 10 years. Brenda has her regulars who want the Special of the Day.