Ringing in the ears has no cure. It’s called tinnitus and you can pronounce it the way it looks or the way

She’s been making quilts for half a century and he’s been making poems that long as well and every now and then he brings a chocolate shake to her place

The problem with Chloe is she moved to San Diego where the weather’s fair but hasn’t found anyone who’ll listen to her so she

I should have said yes, meet you anywhere you want for lunch, even that greasy spoon with the lousy chili and corn dogs… Every five years or so we meet

Old Tim writes poetry now in his heaven of retirement. He’s had nice jobs over the years but swears retirement is better.

In a very crowded bar Fred decides he must tell this fellow something important so he whispers

We have something in common, a fellow I talk to now and then. We’re about the same age and perhaps the only ones in the diner who think our past lives are interesting. So when the two o...

Wonder Woman they call Sylvia, who excels at raising money to put child abusers in prison. The money she raises allows attorneys to prosecute

“Screw the Vernal Equinox” is all Cootie Kelly ever says sitting triumphant with his foaming glass of Guinness on the last stool at Maggie’s

A little boy from the city down on the farm for a day wanders away to look at the sheep and finds a bull

I met a proper woman in a proper p… on a Monday in Peoria. I was take… she looked like Jackie after Dall… but without the pillbox hat. She was from New York and I was…

Martin, a very senior citizen, wants to get a bucket and knife and go hunt up some greens in a field in Alabama. But in spite of his yearnings for a big bowl of greens, he knows his wif...

When will you understand it’s all about me. The world we live in whirls around my axis. Once you understand

He’s Brad and he’s captain of the football team. He’s been chosen prom king and has a scholarship to college. Everything’s going well for him