“Screw the Vernal Equinox”
is all Cootie Kelly ever says
sitting triumphant with his
foaming glass of Guinness
on the last stool at Maggie’s
Stag & Doe Inn.
A stranger might walk in
or a friend of many years
and ask Cootie for the time
or if he has a match or
where a restaurant is
and his answer never varies.
“Screw the Vernal Equinox”
is all Cootie Kelly ever says
even before he went to Korea
and came home with medals
and a lovely bride, a nice lady
who makes her own kimchee,
a piquant dish of pickled cabbage.
Cootie likes it so much he
brings a jar with him every day
to eat with Maggie’s grilled
sausages and hard-boiled eggs,
soaking yolks in hot sauce first.
A lunch like this washed down
with plenty of foaming Guinness
has set Cootie Kelly up for life.
No wonder all he ever says is
“Screw the Vernal Equinox.”
Donal Mahoney