Woman in a window brushing long hair madly screams at a little boy down in the street licking an ice cream cone

Homer’s a chair arranger who works in meeting rooms on 30 floors in a building tall as Trump Tower. At least it looks that tall to him

You have to be married at least 30 years to know what your wife is thinking before she says it aloud. More than 40 years to know

Covey of nuns without benefit of wimple graciously attired sport coat, turtleneck, skirt scurry through the airport

An old friend lost an old friend the other day. Jim said they were both getting up in years and he just happened to outlast Herman. Jim was black and Herman was white but that had never...

Take it from Martin, if you live in an old house, as much as you love it, bad things happen Despite maintenance,

No red kettles and bells this December outside the stores at the mall in our suburbs this year. They irritate shoppers,

An hour a day, sometimes more, I chipped away with mallet and chisel on a block of marble

You were a little older than three the day your father taught you how to pee, standing up. Your father trumpeted your triumph and your mother laughed in the kit…

You think it’s easy, embalming bodies in these nightmares I have every night, bodies a vulture

They got along fine lying down but sitting up or standing, well that was quite another thing. Talking made things worse. Lying down they found

The hands on the atomic clock upstairs finally stopped spinning. As you know, my dear, the hands have been spinning for two weeks. This morning the clock stopped

Pete reads a story about an artist who never sold a painting until he… and then sold one for a million do… Finding the artist on the internet… his work is just odd shapes in bri…