In 1961, Newton Minow said television is a vast wasteland. I was reading four papers a day th… and seldom watched television, had no opinion on what he said.
It is said brave folks who understand this new world understand demons. Donal Mahoney
Two men running for office disagree about everything but have one thing in common. They won’t release their tax returns.
Take it from Martin, if you live in an old house, as much as you love it, bad things happen Despite maintenance,
Police arrested a man on suspicion of child abuse after doctors found a small octopus in the throat of his girlfriend’s two-year-old s…
Dive under any skirt that floats your way, Amish or otherwise, metaphorically speaking.
Adolph’s been here since the Fort… So have Benito and Tojo. As soon as they arrived we gave each of them a huge furnace. They shovel coal all day and all n…
Two people so different can view the poor through different lenses and offer a solution but not the same solution
Time’s a jet plane when you’re young. You go to school get a good job marry someone nice
Sometimes an egg comes out of a chicken Sometimes a poem comes out of a title Sometimes a chicken
Seeing is believing smart people often tell me but no one ever told me believing is seeing
I turn the porch light on because it’s dark when I go out to find the morning paper. It’s still dark when I start back but when I’m on the porch I reach
We’re going dancing, my wife and… to a Charity Ball high in the sky… Glenn Miller’s band has been play… since 1944, the year his plane got… over the English Channel.
When a man’s young, this work is hard but it pays well and he can feed the wife and kids.
Old Sol hires young Abdul, a refugee, to cut his grass and we… Saul tells his neighbor Old Paddy young Abdul does a good job and has a wife and three kids