For years Willie has saved his mo… investing it in stocks and bonds, waiting to sit in his recliner each quarter with a martini reviewing his profits.

Mrs. O’Malley from across the alley has another small job for my father to do which makes my mother

Let’s stop the crying, Millie. It’s true our friends are dying. They’re old like you and me. Why not celebrate instead that 80 years ago you and I

Some emails are more difficult to receive from a child long out of college

There’s a football field between u… I’m in one of the end zones bellow… and you’re in the other one bawlin… the cliffs of your cheekbones streaked with mascara.

Ten years later he still mourns the death of his friend, Bill, such a smart man he could talk to

A notice appeared in the paper recently with the names and faces of eight men who have a combined wealth of $426 billion. According to Oxfam International, in 2015 this would have equal...

I don’t see her often since she died but when I do it’s eerie over there at dawn or dusk.

My wife likes to garden. She’s crazy about roses, lilies and daisies. She says I should get out in the garden and weed.

In the paper this morning a woman in the suburbs complained she has to eat too much steak too often because her husband

Seeing is believing smart people often tell me but no one ever told me believing is seeing

I am sorry to hear the news. I lost it when I heard about hers and now to hear about yours. I’m livid at times, peaceful rarel… If you prefer, I won’t forward em…

He slaughters his hamburger steak with a fork and a butter knife, massacres ringlets of onions again and again thumps catsup all over

On their 50th anniversary Sammy gave Dolly a necklace and told his darling wife that if they lived long enough one of them would wake