For years leprechauns lived under Pop’s fedora. They danced jigs on his head when he wore it and hid in his ears
Do I write in the third person or only in the first? Do my ideas reign supreme or do other ideas work as well? Do I know I’m always right
Herb’s wife says the grass needs cutting and Herb agrees. She says the neighbors are upset he hasn’t cut it for the last five weeks.
If he were perfect he wouldn’t be Dan the Handyman, laying tile in crooked rows,
Books covered in dust are stacked from floor to ceiling. Screens light up the house. Donal Mahoney
When my neighbor told me over the fence a month ago the doctor said she had two years to live,
It’s a retirement haven for people with money but it works like a Roach Motel. People move i… but never move out. You and your wife move in to
A poor man comes to the door after the storm last winter and asks if he can have something to eat if he shovels the walk. You say forget about the snow.
Martin, a very senior citizen, wants to get a bucket and knife and go hunt up some greens in a field in Alabama. But in spite of his yearnings for a big bowl of greens, he knows his wif...
When Normal Norman takes his seat in Room 220 in Dumbach Hall to hear the eminent Dr. Engelhard… recite Beowulf again, Norman knows that he can suck
Jimmy was visiting his father when Mr. Crenshaw called to say Mrs. Bittles had died the night before of a sudden heart attack.
The priest had been here earlier a… and relatives and friends in singl… “Sorry for your troubles,” one by… bending over Maggie Murphy, silen… a foot or so from Paddy, resplende…
The mug of tea I drank at dawn, the tea that drove me to the train needs a refill.
Thirty years ago, long before ISIS started executing Kurds, Muslims and Christians, I hired a Pakistani Muslim as an art director in Chicago. I was an Irish Catholic editor putting out ...
Better take his wife to lunch after what he said yesterday. A slip of the tongue. But where to take her? The Chinese buffet?