Robin on the lawn. Three hops and stops to listen. Somewhere must be spring. Donal Mahoney

You can’t vote for him and you can’t vote for her and you can’t vote for the others you’ve never heard of. The others may not be as odd

Red, yellow, brown work well together in a portrait of society. Add black, no problem. But if we remove the red,

After the Inauguration, perhaps he will take his family on vacatio… Hawaii’s an oasis during the winte… But in time he’ll watch for someth… that will challenge his skill set.

Every once in awhile over the last 40 years Ralph wondered what might have happened to the guy who had moved in with the mother

I told my wife the other night when she came back to bed my feet were cold so now’s the time for me to tell her not to bury me or burn me

After all these years my wife at the ironing board, perfect in panties. Donal Mahoney

Although we’ll never again be body to body or mind to mind, you and the place and the years are alive every night in the lette… I’ve stored in my room.

No Supper for a Year My wife looks out the kitchen wind… and tells me the starlings are bac… the same big flock as yesterday strolling around our yard

You think you got problems? You probably do but would you trade with Phillip, a Vietnam vet who still thinks Agent Orange lurks in

Fred visits Bill every month at the facility he’s been in for year… Age and booze brought Bill there. He’s still strapped to his bed so he can’t go wandering again

Drive around almost any city and you will find the homeless napping on a bench. Folks who drive to church on Sund… often view the homeless as litter

She has wanted to be Miss America since third grade when she won the… in Snow White and the Seven Dwar… Now a finalist, she has told the j… she wants to lecture at colleges o…

Young Tim goes to Zaire to write his dissertation in African Studies. While there he meets and marries a beautiful librarian

Better take his wife to lunch after what he said yesterday. A slip of the tongue. But where to take her? The Chinese buffet?