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Not this fanny!

By Stanley Collymore
 
When you asked me for a fag
I thought you meant a cigarette,
that’s why I said I didn’t smoke–
I’d no idea it was an easy
woman you were after
keen for you to give
her a gratis poke.
 
© Stanley V. Collymore
20 July 2001.

(2001)

#Female-empowerment #Humour

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