By Stanley Collymore
Being a jobsworth is so very easy,
natural and likewise affordable
these days in an undeniably
patently and discernibly selfish, gullible,
actually highly intellectually challenged
and an undoubtedly, distinctively rather
dim-witted society that Britain distinctly
has effectively become that even quite
sensible and similarly, simply evidently
Intelligent persons, are really invariably
basically reluctant to literally intervene
relative to these repulsive actions, and
the embedded sickeningly behavioural
reactions they distinctly have on other
people’s reactions to them; that rather
instinctively responding very honestly,
naturally, and also logically fittingly to
them, is effectively very unfortunately
so nowadays, distinctly any longer an
initial response significantly because
of fear instinctively arising from both
verbal and physical abuse, in tandem
with vilely, persistent vilification from
those that constitute this odious and
literally noxious, belligerent surfeit of
animated detritus, simply ludicrously
but all the same, very preposterously
basically easily convincingly passing
themselves off undeniably obviously
as distinctly, veritable human beings.
Consequently most ordinary folk
think, and obviously respond
accordingly, that it’s really
an absolute waste of time attempting
to persuade, much less so essentially
convince, these evidently, narcissistic
jobswoths they’re irrefutably wrong in
what they customarily, embark on. So
these morons as is their natural wont
indifferently, puerilely and discernibly
also unsympathetically, very toxically
carry on with their general pattern of
doing things and invariably get away
with what they’re doing; realizing, all
too well that clearly there’re actually
quite few people who’re both willing
and likewise too prepared to openly
challenge them and their irrefutably
rather botched activities! Thankfully
though, there’re clearly significantly
those who’re quite prepared to and
who rather courageously too, buck
this commonly lazy and discernibly
quite incompetent trend! And both
you Charlotte and Luke are literally
unquestionably amongst that very
impeccably meritorious, obviously
commendable, and a versatile too,
outstandingly unassuming throng!
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
25 August 2023.