Author's Remarks:
So much effort goes into making it look like this Windsor family, rather distinctly do have real jobs that they undoubtedly very efficiently involve themselves with; when the truth is markedly the opposite of what is being lyingly and likewise too disingenuously portrayed.
And quite discernibly so, as for the likes of Kate Middleton, she is irrefutably the quite absolute classic role model for all those who don't ever want to work; ever get a job; and are similarly cognizant of the discernibly obvious fact to everyone else that they're really incapable of ever achieving anything in life by dint of their own ability or skills, which are distinctly negligible where they are concerned; as Kate Middleton is evidently quite aware when it comes down to herself! Clearly then not even the pretence of choosing someone with yachting experience!
Basically folks, there's no such thing as royal; which is just a word and a ploy in actual effect to effectively, consistently convince gullible idiots, and discernibly intellectually challenged prats distinctly like you that these obviously unelected and similarly, irrefutably unaccountable freeloaders are somehow - although no proof is ever given or provided either by them, their supporters or brownnosing sycophants - better than the rest of us!
Oh the stress of a life on state benefits.
In essence though fawning and actually dimwitted sheep, undoubtedly of which Britain is very obviously replete of such evidently need to follow someone; else they get lost, and readily become quite easy prey for the wolves!