Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

God is the world’s only super-bower

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week