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If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

There Is Always Room For

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…