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When you’re lying awake with a dis… taboo’d by anxiety, I conceive you may use any languag… without impropriety; For your brain is on fire - the be…
It was a Bishop bold, And London was his see, He was short and stout and round a… And zealous as could be. It also was a Jew,
An Actor sits in doubtful gloom, His stock-in-trade unfurled, In a damp funereal dressing-room In the Theatre Royal, World. He comes to town at Christmas-tim…
I knew a boor - a clownish card (His only friends were pigs and co… The poultry of a small farmyard), Who came into two hundred thousand… Good fortune worked no change in…
The REVEREND MICAH SOWLS, He shouts and yells and howls, He screams, he mouths, he bumps, He foams, he rants, he thumps. His armour he has buckled on, to w…
At the outset I may mention it’s… To revive the classic memories of… For my company possesses all the n… And a course of quiet cramming wil… We’ve a choir hyporchematic (that…
It’s my opinion - though I own In thinking so I’m quite alone - In some respects I’m but a fright… YOU like my features, I suppose? I’M disappointed with my nose:
JOHN courted lovely MARY ANN, So likewise did his brother, FR… FRED was a very soft young man, While JOHN, though quick, was mo… FRED was a graceful kind of yout…
Oh! my name is JOHN WELLI… I’m a dealer in magic and spells, In blessings and curses, And ever-filled purses, In prophecies, witches, and knells…
MACPHAIRSON CLONGLO… Was the son of an elderly labourin… You’ve guessed him a Scotchman, s… And p’r’aps altogether, shrewd rea… From the bonnie blue Forth to the…
A British tar is a soaring soul, As free as a mountain bird, His energetic fist should be ready… A dictatorial word. His nose should pant and his lip s…
I am the very pattern of a modern… I’ve information vegetable, animal… I know the kings of England, and… From Marathon to Waterloo, in ord… I’m very well acquainted, too, wit…
As some day it may happen that a v… I’ve got a little list - I’ve got… Of social offenders who might well… And who never would be missed - wh… There’s the pestilential nuisances…
There were three niggers of Chick… PACIFICO, BANG-BANG, PO… Exclaimed, one terribly sultry day… “Oh, let’s be kings in a humble wa… The first was a highly-accomplishe…
Now, Marco, dear, My wishes hear: While you’re away It’s understood You will be good,