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Of all the youths I ever saw None were so wicked, vain, or sill… So lost to shame and Sabbath law, As worldly TOM, and BOB, and… For every Sabbath day they walked
(To be sung to the Air of “An 'O… Oh list to this incredible tale Of THOMSON GREEN and H… Its truth in one remark you’ll sum… “Twaddle twaddle twaddle twaddle t…
A hive of bees, as I’ve heard say… Said to their Queen one sultry da… “Please your Majesty’s high posit… The hive is full and the weather i… We rather think, with a due submis…
I knew a boor - a clownish card (His only friends were pigs and co… The poultry of a small farmyard), Who came into two hundred thousand… Good fortune worked no change in…
Perhaps already you may know SIR BLENNERHASSET PORTI… A Captain in the Navy, he - A Baronet and K.C.B. You do? I thought so!
Sad is that woman’s lot who, year… Sees, one by one, her beauties dis… As Time, grown weary of her heart… Impatiently begins to “dim her eye… Herself compelled, in life’s uncer…
EMILY JANE was a nursery maid, JAMES was a bold Life Guard, JOHN was a constable, poorly pai… (And I am a doggerel bard). A very good girl was EMILY JA…
Take a pair of sparkling eyes, Hidden, ever and anon, In a merciful eclipse - Do not heed their mild surprise - Having passed the Rubicon.
Would you know the kind of maid Sets my heart a flame-a? Eyes must be downcast and staid, Cheeks must flush for shame-a! She may neither dance nor sing,
The sun was setting in its wonted… When HONGREE, Sub-Lieutenant… Met MAHRY DAUBIGNY, the Vi… Under the Wizard’s Oak - old trys… Of those who loved in rosy Aquita…
A tar, but poorly prized, Long, shambling, and unsightly, Thrashed, bullied, and despised, Was wretched JOE GOLIGHTLY. He bore a workhouse brand;
There were three niggers of Chick… PACIFICO, BANG-BANG, PO… Exclaimed, one terribly sultry day… “Oh, let’s be kings in a humble wa… The first was a highly-accomplishe…
It’s my opinion - though I own In thinking so I’m quite alone - In some respects I’m but a fright… YOU like my features, I suppose? I’M disappointed with my nose:
They intend to send a wire To the moon; And they’ll set the Thames on fir… Very soon; Then they learn to make silk purse…
I am the very pattern of a modern… I’ve information vegetable, animal… I know the kings of England, and… From Marathon to Waterloo, in ord… I’m very well acquainted, too, wit…