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Letters, letters, letters, letters… Some that please and some that bor… Some that threaten prison fetters (Metaphorically, fetters Such as bind insolvent debtors) -
When Britain really ruled the wav… (In good Queen Bess’s time) The House of Peers made no preten… To intellectual eminence, Or scholarship sublime;
A monarch is pestered with cares, Though, no doubt, he can often tre… But one comes in a shape he can ne… The implacable National Anthem! Though for quiet and rest he may y…
STRIKE the concertina’s melanch… Blow the spirit-stirring harp like… Let the piano’s martial blast Rouse the Echoes of the Past, For of AGIB, PRINCE OF T…
OH! listen to the tale of little… She kept a small post-office in th… She loved a skilled mechanic, who… A gentle executioner whose name wa… I think I hear you say, “A dreadf…
Comes the broken flower - Comes the cheated maid - Though the tempest lower, Rain and cloud will fade! Take, O maid, these posies:
I SING a legend of the sea, So hard-a-port upon your lee! A ship on starboard tack! She’s bound upon a private cruise… (This is the kind of spice I use
Once a fairy Light and airy Married with a mortal; Men, however, Never, never
I’VE painted SHAKESPEARE al… “An infant” (even then at “play”!) “A boy,” with stage-ambition rife, Then “Married to ANN HATHAWA… “The bard’s first ticket night” (o…
Comes a train of little ladies From scholastic trammels free, Each a little bit afraid is, Wondering what the world can be! Is it but a world of trouble -
An excellent soldier who’s worthy… Loves officers dashing and strict: When good, he’s content with escap… When naughty, he likes to be licke… He likes for a fault to be bullied…
DRAMATIS PERSONAE Sir Marmaduke Pointdextre, an El… Alexis, of the Grenadier Guards—… Dr. Daly, Vicar of Ploverleigh John Wellington Wells, of J. W.…
Fear no unlicensed entry, Heed no bombastic talk, While guards the British Sentry Pall Mall and Birdcage Walk. Let European thunders
Two better friends you wouldn’t pa… Throughout a summer’s day, Than DAMON and his PYTHIAS,… Two merchant princes they. At school together they contrived
Sir GUY was a doughty crusader, A muscular knight, Ever ready to fight, A very determined invader, And DICKEY DE LION’S deligh…