I try to clap with my elbows Then get distracted By a poetry infusion Yes! I know what you mean But I’ve delivered my mind
Quizness and it’s the last leg, th… A standup handyman’s tail, before… Engaged to a bag, monkey cage is t… Yasmeen urges, a smitten fairy mea… By newcomers charms, a musical bre…
I’ve been pulling on a church bell… Trying to encourage some hope In my Elton John high platform sh… And my hair spiked upwards, in sup… I’ve climbed on the church slate r…
When God made the human Body He didn’t include Coffee When Adam and Eve were in that G… Things were not that Jolly And there’s no Coffee in the Bibl…
I’m being Mesmerised by a Cat Fl… Watching my Cat Trumper Going through and Back
God First made the Toilet Then he made the World
Boris jugular vein Had a thrombosis on his ice cream Scattering his grain in grimaces That’s tame Gluttermangle shoeshine
Cleverness Head, library in bed Dictionary,tied to his leg Knows everything, everything said Cleverness head, algebra well read Taught his wife, geometry
A Drought at Close Quarters The Chinese have reflected the su… With these Giant Sky Mirrors As England gets drier and done Dried up reservoirs and Wells
As my avenue eyes Glimpse and venture Upon scatters of fresh meadows Of warm grown words As your tears trail upon
When your heads in a field of emot… And your eyes are in a dance floor… And sneak in a collaboration with… Whizzing round in the idleness Of… You clip in the depth and pull up…
Your weighing me down, with your t… You got me on the growling ground,… Your dressed with depressed, hold… A wallet road test, causes you to… And how can you cope, without your…
While sitting in your chair Looking at the toenails, on your f… While I’m unaware, of your stare… Are you feeling hard dumb by, well… While laying on your bed
I sleep under a canvass by a burrow at night The fire slims to cinders in the drips of moonlight I hear the wild life chatting
An Undertaker Goes to the Docto… The Doctors asks “ what’s the pro… The Undertakers replies “ I feel… The Doctor replies “Well in your… “ your over doing it “, you need t…