My homes next door to the asylum In the garden there’s a cave full… The Mad Hatter and me are having… He’s in his 10/6 pence Hat And I’m feeding the Asylum Cat
Back to that bad old town That place that got me down You said “never turn around “, But since then, I’ve gone to grou… I had to sell my old gold teeth
While sitting in your chair Looking at the toenails, on your f… While I’m unaware, of your stare… Are you feeling hard dumb by, well… While laying on your bed
God First made the Toilet Then he made the World
A Seagull takes off, then it land… It’s Phenomenon, in it You go out then, you always come b… It’s a Phenomenon, in it, as well
A Poet and a loose goose A beam with an empty noose Ramshackle existence, ravens chuck… Spiders webs hang, slumbering on w… Ultimately crisp bags, packets hal…
I Opened a Window Today God! Didn’t I enjoy it! I might leave it open Until tonight Or when I’ve made a decision
I’m being Mesmerised by a Cat Fl… Watching my Cat Trumper Going through and Back
An old man sits on his Balcony Looking out on you and me Sitting there with his bonsai tree Looking like there’s a world to se… He’s up there in his block of flat…
A Nudist Poet Tried to show it To a Poetry Association He did go it He got arrested by the Police
Works I may like In Daylight or Twilight Or under the Sun Or At three o clock at night Your there controlling my eyeballs
Cleverness Head, library in bed Dictionary,tied to his leg Knows everything, everything said Cleverness head, algebra well read Taught his wife, geometry
Fuelled by pizza, cake and Karoake,Song twisters Crashing my bike, I needed a bett… with these stand out ears There was a sudden froideur, a bot…
A Drought at Close Quarters The Chinese have reflected the su… With these Giant Sky Mirrors As England gets drier and done Dried up reservoirs and Wells
Triggering a dramatic chain of eve… With dim witted friends And exposing ignorance of transpla… To the flat like a cattle rancher Outside an engineers truck, loses…
