If I was an Afghan,
whatever would I do?
Bullets flying everywhere
I wouldn’t have a clue!
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If I play for Al Qaida,
they’ll drown me in a Tango -
If I join the British Army
decapitation follows.
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...so if I was an Afghan man
I’d do the best I can -
I’d wear the Queen’s pyjamas
with a coat of Taliban!