HOW TO UNDERSTAND A GIRL
Men of many days ago,
Came to realize, he is told,
That with all their deeds of bold,
They couldn’t understand a girl.
They get mad at simple things,
Wanting furs and diamond rings,
Any gift that they can bring,
Seems to please a girl.
Working hard to lose a pound,
Yet gorge themselves when you’re in town,
Their goals are just a wedding gown,
And that seems to please a girl.
Down the years, man has changed,
He is the King of his domain,
But still those questions will remain,
How to understand a girl.
written 1999
