The Wrong Target
Stupid Cupid, what did you do?
You hit the wrong target. You broke the rule.
You matched up a fat lady with a skinny little man,
a hellifide grandma with a juvenile clergyman,
a loud mouthed windbag with a quiet little mouse,
a perfumed lady with a man in a smelly blouse,
a horny dude with a celibate nun type lady,
a chickadee hater with a purple chickadee,
a strange lady with seven toes on one foot,
with some funky dude with her foot mistook,
a colossal flying lizard with a little parakeet,
an albino orangutan with a big black sheep,
a sweaty camper with a giant thirsty gnat,
a cute little white rat with a hitman type cat,
a laughing hyena who couldn’t stop telling jokes,
with nobody to laugh at them, just stupid goats,
a chicken with a man with a chicken ax,
and a jazz man hunter with a bird playing sax,
an arrow that went awry in the sentimental air
along the rose scented airway thoroughfare.
Don’t cry stupid cupid and give up the fight.
Next Valentine’s Day you’ll get it right.
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