The Poor Superstar
We all should feel sorry for the poor superstar quarterback. He didn’t have enough money in his bank account to pay the Hooter Girl hostesses that would work in his fifteen million dollar Bell 525 Relentless Helicopter that lands on the deck of his yacht.
The poor guy has to pay for only a staff of a few common workers. The Hooter Girls are too expensive. Now he has to suffer through his meal of filet mignon and drink his champagne with nothing to look at while flying through the air.
There should be a charity event that will help him raise enough money to pay the Hooter Girls. If he has nothing to look at, he will be very depressed. We don’t want him to feel that way. So if the people would just open their wallets and put $100.00 in the cup, that will make him very happy. No matter how poor you are, if you can’t afford a hundred dollars, you should be ashamed of yourself. Can’t you feel sorry for someone in such dire need? Don’t you want to make someone happy?
Those superstars sure get paid a lot these days.
