Damn Spam Scam Plan
Damn spam scam plan man
smart phone calamity man Sam
stationed inside the phone
to scare the hell out of you
is throwing a conniption
and having lots of fun
talking in a foreign language.
“Spam risk, security breach.”
What the hell does that mean?
Watch out, take heed,
beware of the swat team
hiding outside in the bushes,
hide in the closet or leave town,
burn down your house,
run to the mountains,
run like a cheetah on drugs,
change your name, your password
because spam man Sam’s
gonna get you.
Damn spam scam plan,
damn scam man Sam up to no good,
running with the wolves
out into no man’s land,
freaking out the grizzlies,
throwing spears at them,
shouting computer jargon at them.
“Spam risk, password, security,
running hot, sim card catastrophe.”
Naughty naughty Sam,
the grizzly freaker outer,
the spam man with a plan,
to scare the hell out
of everything, everybody,
anywhere, everywhere, anyway.
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