I sit here, an arch-villain of rom… thinking about you. Gee, I’m sorr… I made you unhappy, but there was… I could do about it because I hav… Perhaps everything would have been…

Ah, you’re just a copy of all the candy bars I’ve ever eaten.

O beautiful was the werewolf in his evil forest. We took him to the carnival

At 1:30 in the morning a fart smells like a marriage between an avocado and a fish head. I have to get out of bed to write this down without

If I were to live my life in catfish forms in scaffolds of skin and whiskers at the bottom of a pond and you were to come by

If you will die for me, I will die for you and our graves will be like two lo… their clothes together in a laundromat

I live in the Twentieth Century and you lie here beside me. You were unhappy when you fell asleep. There was nothing I could do abou… it. I felt hopeless. Your face

The Galilee Hitch-Hiker Part 1 Baudelaire was driving a Model A across Galilee.

Oh, pretty girl, you have trapped yourself in the wrong body.Twenty extra pounds hang like a lumpy tapestry on your perfect mammal na… Three months ago you were like a

THE PUDDING MASTER OF STANLEY BASIN Tree, snow and rock beginnings, th… lake promised us eternity, but the… thousands of silly minnows, swimmi…

There are doors that want to be free from their hinges to fly with perfect clouds. There are windows

I feel horrible. She doesn’t love me and I wander around like a sewing machine that’s just finished sewing a turd to a garbage can lid.

Less time than it takes to say it,… of everything, there you have it.… as my fingers and some others; I’v… were willing to accpet them. I’ve… longer know what to think of suici…

I don’t know what it is, but I distrust myself when I start to like a girl a lot.