Hanging from a power line Along the Uptown parade route It’s impossible to know How they first got there And how long they have remained si…

Attending Catholic schools as I did for 13 years instills certain ideas into a pers… The nuns and lay teachers assigned us all a Conduct grade

Air travel is always tense because the fear of missing a flight is far more stressful than it needs to be. And yet being aboard the plane

The monarchy seems very stuffy Not at all like the masses they se… Perhaps they could do with a more… From further down on the great soc… I already know one King Chuck

That fucking groundhog Saw its damn shadow today Thanks a lot, asshole!

Gil Scott-Heron a poet who made the first rap reco… said the problem with peace is that there was no money to be made in it.

This infernal summer grinds on Leaving fires and deaths in its wa… Heat emergencies in many places And August still waiting to bake.

As Putin the Terrible sends his Russian troops Into the sovereign nation of Ukra… We must make a commitment to assist our democratic partners

As I was growing up I envied other kids who had what I thought were “normal” middle names: James, Thomas, and

Our earth is now more dry and warm Than we’ve ever seen before. And climate trends suggest that We’ll see this even more. As the planet dries, to great exte…

Not everyone in Florida is wealth… But there’s no doubt that some of… They stuffed their portfolios with… Because that’s what’s preferred, b… Cash is a cushion that wards off h…

Assholes in traffic A Chicago fact of life They need to drive, too

As I understand it, here’s what a… First, select the best words for s… Then bind them together with an ir… Tweak them as needed, to make the… And turn them loose, so the world…