There is not a shred of sincerity here, if anyone is wondering.
What if Elon Musk Wasn’t really a monster? Just kidding! He is.
This infernal summer grinds on Leaving fires and deaths in its wa… Heat emergencies in many places And August still waiting to bake.
As Putin the Terrible sends his Russian troops Into the sovereign nation of Ukra… We must make a commitment to assist our democratic partners
He rages, seethes, intimidates to keep the world on edge. His social feed, it dominates and serves to drive a wedge. He makes his opponents cower,
“Obrigado” is All the Portuguese I know But it is enough
Faith in this nation And the way we order ourselves By holding fair elections And then accepting their results Is the necessary element
Barber’s chairs arranged in a circ… around an unused fire pit An all-you-can eat breakfast; A quiet vibe accompanies it Fox News (thankfully muted) on th…
An eerie silence has descended over the places where constant activity once reigned. Construction will no longer occur now that undocumented workers
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand 80s music rules!
The monarchy seems very stuffy Not at all like the masses they se… Perhaps they could do with a more… From further down on the great soc… I already know one King Chuck
The path of life is never smooth, or direct, or free from detours
Chewbacca is a wookie C3PO is a droid. Luke’s the Jedi student to fill Kenobi’s void. Vader is a scary villain
It’s just a kiss or a shot Leading us to love or war. Which do you prefer? And what are you doing to get there?
“Feels like” temperatures Don’t make too much difference On a day like this
Come and listen to my story about… The Oscars got turned upside down I’d like to tell you a story, sit… About how I slapped Chris Rock t… In a Bel Air mansion I was TV r…
