A perilous endeavour of which I must speak
A dangerous journey, it’s not for the weak
I ponder if I should refrain from the issue
Deprivation and loss, you may need a tissue
I’ll begin with you butter so creamy to taste
You love me so much you stuck to my waist
I moan with delight at you chocolate bar
You expanded my hips, you just went to far
And sugar sugar sugar I had to say it thrice
Rotting my teeth they no longer look nice
Oh juicy pork pie although your delicious
I have to face facts your just not nutritious
I wont say THAT word this time I’ll just do it
I said it before and then I just blew it
So its pie in the sky and no sugar rush
Here I go with my first mouthful of bush
mmmmmmmmm