Selfies
I honestly thought selfie sticks were just a joke some cruel asshole made up.
Selfies, oh selfies on profiles or screens,
You show off the beauty and faces and scenes,
And we praise you but snicker; we know what it means:
You’re vain and full of shit.
On a phone or a stick, hold your banner up high,
Self expression is what we’ve no right to deny.
But painted faces, dear, make for such pretty lies.
You’re vain and full of shit.
