There’s one thing I’ve never had in my life And I feel I’d regret Not tasting the spice It’s lean, it’s mean

It feels like I’ve created a life Centered around mostly sacrifice And I don’t want to be your Jesus… So I’ll be the Devil Bass line to your treble

There was a little girl in town That always wore a big ol’ crown She ran and danced about the stree… The townspeople were less than swe… They said “What is this wild chil…

Lord and Jesus Christ Don’t forget the lice Spiders, ticks, and skeeters All the heeby-jeebers They’ve got their own place

I wanna kiss your scars I wanna smell your stank I wanna taste your tears I wanna lick your taint I wanna hold you close

Ev’ryone’s so shiny and bright Double rainbows and laser lights I guess that’s why I’ve come to c… To be the dark side of the moon

I’ll tear myself from limb to limb For you to suture up again It feels like the perfect win/win To play our roles, morals and sin

Sittin’ in a patio chair Breathin’ in the cool night air Listening to the breeze Rustling leaves in trees I’m being the love of life

I don’t write poems for poets Flowery language, indulge us I break it down With a simpler sound And anything more would be less

Once there was this girl named Je… Tall and blonde and oh so dreamy Milky skin with essence steamy Just one look would make you cream… Told me that we’d be a team-y

You hurt me so bad And though I have the right I still care enough To not turn out the lights

One reason I know Our love is first rate, We don’t have to talk To communicate.

I missed out on Our baby’s clues I didn’t feel Her in your womb But now she’s here

Now you know The depths of depravity A man will go For love of his progeny

To see the best of me Play a symphony That moves my feet