To tell you the truth I relish your cum It’s the best homage To a job well done

Martins are a special breed Set apart from rest, indeed Took me in when was in need Of a home and love extreme

There’s a certain point Where I put down my joint And fucking end you

I knew I loved you When I looked in your eyes Recollection of places Not seen in a while Bright, sunny, and free

What if we stopped fearing and started loving? Loving the unique. Loving the different. Loving them.

You’re the bestest bud Anyone could love And your soul shines through All the doom and gloom Fortunate to have

I might be self-absorbed But you can’t call me selfish I work upon Myself To help us savor our dish

I am a primal beast, at best That needs to smell your sweet ess… It’s not enough when you’re outsid… I need your stank within my life

I saw you standing there so fine In dress real nice with man that’s… I wish I could just say to you I’d love you more than he could do

Never gonna be The cover of Glamour That sure doesn’t mean I’m not still enamored With your energy

Lord and Jesus Christ Don’t forget the lice Spiders, ticks, and skeeters All the heeby-jeebers They’ve got their own place

Shake your ass Make a pass And let’s get down to business I’ve never seen A better dream

I gave a shit But you didn’t Next time around You’ll be the clown

I know we have a special bond Because we can’t help get along Find pleasure in the naughty songs And all the rights within our wron…