Polyphemus Hurt by Schtick
Polyphemus Hurt by Schtick
(Apologies to Abbot and Costello)
When Ulysses poked out Polyphemus’ eye,
The giant ran to friends, who heard him cry,
“Nobody blinded me!” —but then he cursed,
For friends replied, “Oh, yeah? Well, who’s on first?”