Divorce
Marriage...
0 out of 10,
Would not recommend.
Shit was rad,
Now shit is bad,
I’m fucking tired and sad,
Now I’m borrowing money from dad.
Things ran their course,
I blinked, now I’m divorced.
Someone asked me how’s the weather,
A shit storm because we still live together.
I lost my honey,
Along with all my money.
We went from together forever,
To goodbye and see you never.
Fuck you Cupid,
Love is stupid.
Depressed wife,
Fuck my life.
I did everything right,
Now we fight.
Quit her job for the thrills,
Now I pay all the bills.
Time came and went,
I didn’t read the fine print.
Marriage is a scam,
I’m just the sacrificial lamb.
Now I’m cucked,
And completely fucked.
This poem started off as a joke between my friend David and I on a car drive home from LA. I was going through a hard time, and I tried to laugh at my pain. The poem is supposed to have a humorous tone, so if you laugh that is the point. I'm making fun of my absurd situation of what my life was in that moment.
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