They’ve been married 50 years and never a sorry day, Wally likes to say. Melba’s been a great wife but she’s very sick and doctors sa…
You have to be married at least 30 years to know what your wife is thinking before she says it aloud. More than 40 years to know
Every time something breaks like the pipe in the wall we heard gushing this morning my wife wants to call
Red, yellow, brown work well together in a portrait of society. Add black, no problem. But if we remove the red,
Sarah makes sandwiches all day, piling meat and trimmings high on pillowy bread she spreads apart before her customers’ eyes. Hardworking men love her sandwiche…
Am I right or am I right, one neighbor asked the other as they walked the few blocks to vote in different primaries. Some people make a good
Twin sons in different cities decked out in new suits fly home for the holidays arrive at the airport
He slaughters his hamburger steak with a fork and a butter knife, massacres ringlets of onions again and again thumps catsup all over
I don’t know if I’ll vote for president this year, something I’ve always done since 1960 when I turned old
The bog above Bob Gordon’s bog is where they found the body of an older man floating like a canoe among the lily pads. He was covered with crustaceans.
An hour a day, sometimes more, I chipped away with mallet and chisel on a block of marble
When a writer lacks verbs and nouns he’s the victim of writer’s block. His mind may house
Old Sam on his deathbed says he’d rewrite his life if he could. He’d do so many things differently… be nice to all his wives if he cou… but luckily they had died before h…
Paul was at the office when the first atomic bomb fell and when Muntz TVs replaced console radios and the first man landed on the mo… He saw the first big computers tru…
On Sundays Walter gives Pastor J… magazines to read along with comments on his sermons. The pastor loves the magazines but Walter is leaving for another…
