If he were perfect he wouldn’t be Dan the Handyman, laying tile in crooked rows,
Mrs. Ryan keeps her cat inside at… but lets it out at dawn to go anyw… while she’s at work. Every day the… crosses the road to call on the Wi… Mrs. Ryan doesn’t know her cat ca…
There are good souls who say poverty need not always be with us who say there’s a way to make it disappear
When she leaves the room when will she be back When she leaves the house how long will she be gone When she must go out of town
Some day soon Wall Street giants will walk on their hands never sit or sleep. They will eat
I can’t speak for other men but as I grow older I have found listening to my wife makes life easier. So when she said we should move to a retirement community while we’re still in reaso...
Forty years Leroy was a doorman at a nice hotel in a big city. He was a country boy the day he got the job because he was tall and the uniform fit, the manager s…
It’s not the beach. It’s a lake of fire, if it’s there. That lake we heard about in
Jack Bogan died last week, the la… of the Whippets, a garage band big in a small way back in the Sixties… The Whippets had a following in Chicago and its suburbs.
It’s Ramadan and late one evening I walk by a mosque and hear little girls laughing on the sidewalk,
As the snow swirls around them, an old man in a wheelchair uses sign language to tell another old man standing at the bus stop, “Friend,
When Bernie wakes at 6 a.m. there’s a piano on his chest and Erroll Garner’s playing “Mist… Sinatra’s on the headboard improvising lyrics
You never know who’ll be there though folks are dying to get in. Then suddenly you’re at the door, hat in hand,
Thunder and lightning at first, as I understand it, and then the moon will split in half and disappear and the stars will go dark
There’s a moral to this story. Police in St. Louis have arrested a teen for felony auto theft. They asked her why she did it. She said the owners didn’t
