Odd fellow who does odd jobs in the neighborhood four seasons of the year has disappeared in high summer and his customers are nervous.

Holiday Parties Millie comes home bawling from another holiday party and Willie asks what’s the problem. Millie says her friends are cheese…

The question isn’t why your little world is suddenly going to hell. The question is what can you do about

Dreams I can’t remember cause a conflagration fire hoses can’t put out. Dreams I can recall arrive in technicolor.

Beautiful fall day in a potter’s field outside a small town. A funeral is underway but that doesn’t stop

Every four years I vote and every four years for the last 40 years the same lady has signed me in

Spread 'Em for Anyone Edna had always had trouble with men. It started in high school when Ed… big for her age, hosted the soccer… one by one, provided they won.

We’re going dancing, my wife and… to a Charity Ball high in the sky… Glenn Miller’s band has been play… since 1944, the year his plane got… over the English Channel.

Fuzzy wasn’t my cat although I fed him every morning at four o’clock for 10 years. He was my wife’s cat, loved to sit on her lap, be petted, jump down and rub his head against her feet....

The hands on the atomic clock upstairs finally stopped spinning. As you know, my dear, the hands have been spinning for two weeks. This morning the clock stopped

We write the stories of our lives between the bookends of birth and death They stay on the shelf

Let me be a star and shine in places darkness dwells or let me be a bell and ring in places

Handsome is as handsome does, Jeanie always said, when Donald was away on business.

For years Willie has saved his mo… investing it in stocks and bonds, waiting to sit in his recliner each quarter with a martini reviewing his profits.

She speaks the truth as she always has in 40 years of marriage especially when she’s lost in making dinner