You can’t vote for him and you can’t vote for her and you can’t vote for the others you’ve never heard of. The others may not be as odd

Where I live the press says teen use of heroin is epidemic. I thought an epidemic was a widespread disease afflicting thousands caught in

Some say when daffodils shoot up Spring is here. It’s safe to put away your boots and shovels.

They’re usually poor people, sometimes considered the flotsam of society, always in the way at the grocery store,

They’re the oldest couple my wife and I know and we’re no pups either. Peter out for a walk leans on his cane often

I don’t see her often since she died but when I do it’s eerie over there at dawn or dusk.

I was very small the day they bombed Pearl Harbor but I remember my mother dashing around the kitchen saying nothing to me

My wife’s upset because I won’t answer the phone in the middle of the night even though the phone’s on my side of the bed.

Sometimes you sit for days sucking yourself in praying the right words will fall in your ear toboggan over the whorls

Roscoe and two cousins rented a va… and drove to Mississippi for the f… of another cousin they grew up wit… It took six hours to get where three old men didn’t want to go

How are things, Adolph? This is Brian, from NBC. Thanks for the interview. It will air in September if the network brings me back.

Third day on her honeymoon Sharon asks Butch what it’s like for a man before he gets married. A bricklayer by trade, and a man of few words,

Never speak ill of the dead, his father always said, and his father was a pastor who preached from the pulpit. That’s why whenever

After services on Sunday the old Marlboro man puts his Bible under his arm and talks to his pastor through a hole in his neck.

It’s time to leave the man alone. He’s getting old, his wife says. He’s really slowing down. He’s always been a man occupied with one thing