A friend in England rings me up and we talk about this and that. He asks if my president’s in touch with all that’s going on and I say he should be in touch, going to

The two religions differ in a number of ways Insha’Allah! Alleluia! There’s a radical difference especially in their martyrs.

There are Merry-Go-Rounds on Main Street all over America. They hide in storefronts offering payday loans to people who can’t borrow money anywhere else.

With a smile, the POTUS tangoes in Argentina while in Belgium and the rest of the World people try not to cry.

Pistols in holsters very early this morning. She’s wearing a bra Donal Mahoney

“Quiet, please,” I tell her, “I want to hear the music.” She is sitting next to me again, this time on a paisley couch, a woman in a lime bikini I met

Harvey at 80 is losing his hearing. He can’t hear his wife when she talks, a symphony lost.

Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow in February and says six more weeks of winter. That same day the first moth of spring lands on my storm door

It’s midnight in New York and in this tall building Herb and Molly are in bed making love. Molly is a virgin

Fancy spam emails I don’t mind nor the ones cobbled in broken English from someone who says he’s with a bank overseas

The uncommon is common in America today. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, Seinfeld

There’s a football field between u… I’m in one of the end zones bellow… and you’re in the other one bawlin… the cliffs of your cheekbones streaked with mascara.

One by one young nurses crisp in their white caps bring the old folks out crumpled in their wheelchairs from this towering building

Otis was once a monk who took no vows, was free to leave the abbey and eventually he did. I met him over chicken wings