The ones we didn’t abort we’re starting to euthanize so no worries there. It’s the ones in the middle still walking around

Ruth’s at an age where she’s happy to sit in the sun under a patio umbrella and watch a line of ants

I was warm and toasty, curled up, napping in amniotic fluid, without a worry when suddenly

It’s never what she says always how she says it and how she stands when she says it and what she says

I bring a milkshake every other we… to an old man in a nursing home, a refugee from Germany who paid me 50 cents to cut his grass when I w… a kid in Chicago after WWII.

Two men running for office disagree about everything but have one thing in common. They won’t release their tax returns.

Newlyweds cuddle on a bench in their garden. A hummingbird pauses then enters a lily. They make love in public.

You won’t find poetry anywhere unless you bring some of it with y… said Joseph Joubert, a French writer whose day job was working for Napoleon.

If you write with a quill, ballpoint pen or typewriter, you’re a lucky soul. But if you use a computer and write far better than

He tried so hard to be everybody’s friend, agreed with everything we said. Some of us liked him, others were indifferent,

You were gone when I got home at midnight from a double shift. Now you’re back,

Some choose not to have children others maybe one or two three seems to be the max now it’s not like when Paul was young and a family might have had six or…

The blind artist paints life as he wants it to be a tranquil sky a big sun smiling everyone laughing.

Wally made the long drive home from vacation on Election Day because he wanted to vote. He went for a jog and then to the… and cast his vote for his candidat…

The doctor tells Phil and his wif… he’s in pretty good health for a m… his age but he needs to exercise. And Phil says he agrees and then goes on to explain