Jill’s assignment as a new reporter was to interview an old bell ringer standing next to a red kettle outside a Walmart. Her editor had told her the man has been ringing the bell every ...

“Tell Pablo I cannot see!” says the man in the Picasso painti… as I pass by, program in hand. The man has a hairy nose where each of his ears should be.

A woman was seated next to me as we waited for the debate to sta… The candidates were late taking th… She said she shouldn’t have come because she couldn’t vote for eith…

Spread 'Em for Anyone Edna had always had trouble with men. It started in high school when Ed… big for her age, hosted the soccer… one by one, provided they won.

Never speak ill of the dead, his father always said, and his father was a pastor who preached from the pulpit. That’s why whenever

It’s midnight in New York and in this tall building Herb and Molly are in bed making love. Molly is a virgin

“We had the other ones done there,… “Why not go there again? Everythi… No complications. Who cares about… Bunch of do-gooders with hidden ca… “I don’t care about the publicity,…

In the paper this morning a woman in the suburbs complained she has to eat too much steak too often because her husband

Great Dane out walking day after the funeral small widow next door Donal Mahoney

The scruffy old man and his white poodle on a long red leash were neighborhood icons years ago down at the corner

A good reason to get married, Tim told me before he died, is you need a driver to take you home from a colonoscopy. When cancer runs in the family

Two old men meet for coffee once a week at a diner while their wives play cribbage. Jim says he has a problem. His wife leaves the water running