Some day soon Wall Street giants will walk on their hands never sit or sleep. They will eat
Wally and Fred voted in the big election and then went to O’Leary’s Bar for a couple of beers. O’Leary’s is where men who work for the city go after every important election. Chicago ha...
I have a friend, old and retired, who keeps busy helping the poor. Let’s call him Ted because he wants to remain anonymous. Some of his ideas, he says, wouldn’t make many of his neighbo...
America has had presidents who will be remembered as much for what they said as for what they did. Americans will never forget
Remember, a blind man can see things a sighted man can’t… So I’ll tell you about her and th… you can tell me whether I’m right. The first time a man meets her,
How many times have I said I’m through teasing myself, through pretending I don’t enjoy the wreath of a woman
I turn the porch light on because it’s dark when I go out to find the morning paper. It’s still dark when I start back but when I’m on the porch I reach
It used to bother me to see odd people leapfrog parking meters and shout every day is Halloween until
Not a leaf left on the crabapple t… instead little red apples hang like ornaments on a Christmas tree… Little red apples that spend most of the winter covered with sn…
Joe went to the mall yesterday and found a big tent pitched at the head of the drive. Someone selling fireworks. The sign said discounts
We’ve moved my wife and I from home to the last place we’ll ever live and she wants to know why
Sometimes a person can go too far, Mickey said, two stools over downing another beer,
When a young woman like that sails into the conference room, all masts billowing, there’s nothing the men around the table can do
I will no longer feed the birds on the front porch as I do daily autumn through winter when I go out at dawn to get the paper on the lawn and spread seed on
We do our best to avoid the Zika Virus. We smack mosquitoes and avoid tanned folks just back from two weeks in the tropics.
