When a man’s young, this work is hard but it pays well and he can feed the wife and kids.

Wonder Woman they call Sylvia, who excels at raising money to put child abusers in prison. The money she raises allows attorneys to prosecute

Handsome is as handsome does, Jeanie always said, when Donald was away on business.

I told my wife the other night when she came back to bed my feet were cold so now’s the time for me to tell her not to bury me or burn me

If I hadn’t died, I’d still be bouncing along in that Greyhound bus through the mountains swigging a Coke.

The average man looks at himself in the mirror 23 times a day, the average woman 16 times a British survey reports. Men look to “admire” themselves,

Someday you’ll be in bed dying like I am now and people you love and some you don’t will come by to say good-bye. They don’t know what to say because we’re all amat…

Dive under any skirt that floats your way, Amish or otherwise, metaphorically speaking.

When Molly and Tim got married they spent hours talking about everything they had to get done. And indeed they got a lot done. Now their kids have families

In the fall we lose an hour in most of the United States when we have to turn our clocks back. This is not the case

Millie on crutches in the day room tells Fred on his walker to find him.

Do you remember how to tie a Windsor knot the way your father taught you on graduation day in eighth grade

With a smile, the POTUS tangoes in Argentina while in Belgium and the rest of the World people try not to cry.

“Quiet, please,” I tell her, “I want to hear the music.” She is sitting next to me again, this time on a paisley couch, a woman in a lime bikini I met