“Quiet, please,” I tell her, “I want to hear the music.” She is sitting next to me again, this time on a paisley couch, a woman in a lime bikini I met

I get an email every day from a man I don’t know and doesn’t know me. Many people receive blind copies of his emails.

We worry so much because we’re nice people. We want to find a way to feed the poor house the poor

Herb’s a middle-age son with a big family and lots of pressure. Too busy to care for Mom and Pop so he drives to Shady Lane to see if he thinks they might like the p…

They’ve been here for years two blue jays who live in our yard year round. In winter they’re silent at the feeder but screeching

Two men tall, one from here and one from there, in raincoats at a bus stop,

In 1961, Newton Minow said television is a vast wasteland. I was reading four papers a day th… and seldom watched television, had no opinion on what he said.

Fred jerks back in his recliner as his wife puts him on the spot and asks his opinion about a dress she bought on sale at a fancy place for a great price…

She has wanted to be Miss America since third grade when she won the… in Snow White and the Seven Dwar… Now a finalist, she has told the j… she wants to lecture at colleges o…

Every morning before the sun comes up there’s a feral cat on our deck waiting for a can of Fancy Feast. It’s been that way for years.

Harley turned 70 the other day and died riding his motorcycle through a pink dawn,

Unable to sleep Bill watches preachers on TV after midnight. The preachers warn the Saved Satan is coming to get them. Bill wonders why preachers do this…

I take my wife to dinner at a fancy place for us to talk about money because stocks have a virus and we should move